How to have sex
  • Boy: can I put my finger in your belly button?
  • Girl: yeh sure
  • Girl: that's not my belly button
  • Boy: that's not my finger

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These people are my family.

(Source: thewalkingdeadsource)


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etheral-merkabah:

blazepress:

Love at first sight is dangerous.

This is so cool.


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foodnun:

Teacher: “I’m assigning you partners”

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*gets hot partner*

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nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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daa-ze:

skr0ala:

dominicsellie:

crrocs:

people who complain about “getting too many asks”

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people who get straight A’s and every test they say “im so gonna fail”image

People who say their art sucks when its clearly amazing

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Having a student who just can’t pass his fucking driver’s test

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poopflow:

trying to watch something online and it keeps buffering 

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dragqueenstryingtousestraws:

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Alyssa’s Real Secret: how to use every finger in rapid succession simply to maneuver a single straw to your mouth. 


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sherlockisthenight:

bandannarama:

iamtonysexual:

biptch:

don’t make me snap my fingers in a z formation 

hip rotation 

booty sensation 

L 

*snaps fingers in a pentagram formation*

*says a Latin incantation*

*sacrifices a virgin to the dark lord Satan*

(Source: basedmadoka)


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